You Know You Have Been in the BYU 73rd Ward IF:

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE BYU 73RD WARD IF:

-You know the difference between B, C, D, MA, MH, SU, SD, P, and BB
-You’ve ever been to the Dawgg Pound
-You’ve ever lived in the Dawgg Pound
-You’ve been visited by the “Phantom”
-You’ve been visited by the Intramural Basketball Mascot
-You were the Intramural Basketball Mascot
-You never won a Intramural Basketball game
-You’ve played Pool Soccer
-You were on the either the pool volleyball Happy Team or Bitter Team
-Your last name is Hansen
-Your last name is Huntington
-Your last name is Moon
-You know the significance of crock pots and microwaves
-You had a better meal at Turkey Talent Night than your own Thanksgiving dinner
-You dressed up for Night of the Stars
-You put more work into your FHE video than your homework
-You have been flung from the human slingshot
-You ever wondered how Sunday School turned into a political debate
-Your door had more flyers than the classified board on campus
-You were”Safewalked”
-You shouted “SafeWalk” routinely during church meetings
-You ever spied to see who left the holiday goodies on your front porch
-You’ve had to draw the chalk line (and we’re not talking about Elder Maeser)
-You looked forward to cheese and crackers night at Institute
-You ever showed up just for the Institute refreshments
-You ever took home enough Institute leftovers to feed you for the rest of the week
-You participated in the “Stake Walk Cake Walk”
-You had to share your doorstep scene with your porch/hallway neighbor
-You get more out of breath walking the stairs to church than you get working out
-You met “Hope” the duck
-You met Zooga
-The testing center wasn’t nearly so intimidating during the week
-You have earned more money on Jeopardy than any other contestant
-You kicked the hook
-Dessert Night was scheduled into your weekly plans
-You looked forward to the Dessert Night after-party (sorry boys, you missed out!)
-You appear as a character in any books written by a former ward member
-You were a proud member of the Winner’s Circle
-You served cold cereal for Sweet Swap
-Balloon animals, unicycles, rubber ducks
-You had a Rimmasch cake at your wedding
-You anxiously waited for the honeypot note delivery
-You had a secret honeypot romance
-Taco Tuesday (Did we put Jacintos out of business?)
-You’ve attended AppleFest, Oktoberfest, 11/11 11:11, Pi Day, and countless numbers of birthday parties
-You’ve played foosball until 2:00 a.m.
-Learning to juggle was an FHE activity
-You ended up with a snowman in your livingroom
-You played “Disney Princesses” and wore a pink, plastic crown